Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #4

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Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I pick out five random bad lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.

No Flex Zone-Rae Sremmurd

H2O, lean, same thing

No. They’re not. Water and lean (AKA codeine, cough syrup, sizzurp, purple drank, etc.) are two different things. One is a liquid that all living things need to survive and covers about 70% of the Earth’s surface and the other’s a drug that has been glamorized to death in rap music and has killed many people who overdosed on it. Anyone who thinks lean is like water probably has no living brain cells due to the amount of lean they’ve consumed.

Birthday Sex-Jeremih

1, 2, 3, ding, I got you pinned
Don’t tap out, fight until the end

Because this song isn’t already creepy enough, here’s something that makes it even more creepy, rape. So let me get this straight: Robin Thicke got so much flak from a lot of people, feminists included, who thought that Blurred Lines had “rapey” lyrics, but no one bats an eye on THIS? People are so ass-backwards nowadays. I wonder what the reactions will be when some artist comes out with song lyrics like:

You ain’t goin’ nowhere

I’mma snatch off your underwear

Then I’mma dive in that pussy, dive in that pussy

You tell me no when you really mean yes

I’m feeling up on your breasts

Then I’mma dive in that pussy, dive in that pussy

Hey, kids. Don’t forget to check out Yung Gin Eric’s newest mixtape, Foam Cups, now available on Soundcloud. With singles like Zuckerberg, Robbery, and the hit single, Dive In That Pussy. Your speakers will melt from the fire coming out of that mixtape.

Ayo-Chris Brown & Tyga

Hi, Chris Brown and Tyga.

Car smell like ammonia, we got that stank on us

You do realize that ammonia is poisonous, meaning it can kill you if you inhale it. Do these writers ever read out loud what they wrote down or do these artists just say whatever’s on their mind while recording and think every word they regurgitate is golden? I’m guessing the latter.

We in the hood, tatted like a Mexican

A message to the Mexican community. As a representative of the African-American community, I would like to formally apologize for this lyric. It was stupid and generalizes an entire ethnicity as a bunch of hoodlums, which is not true. Chris Brown (and Tyga) do not represent us, the African-American community, and we won’t stand for this. Please don’t kill us.

Marvin & Chardonnay-Big Sean ft Kanye West

This the fuckin’ anthem, get it, the fuckin’ anthem

…………………..

Wow. That line was so unfunny, I don’t even know what to say. The way Kanye executed that line was like some corny comedian bombing at stand-up. It was so bad, I can’t even make jokes anymore. This line killed my sense of humor. I don’t even know if I’ll ever laugh again.

Hey Soul Sister-Train

So gangster, I’m so thug

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*uncontrollable laughter*

You cannot be serious right now. This came from one of the most Caucasian songs ever made by one of the most Caucasian bands ever. *continues laughter* My humor is back, folks. Don’t worry.

So that was Random WTF Lyrics. No bad lyrics are safe.

Peace!!

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