Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #5

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Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I pick out five random bad lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.

Really Don’t Care-Demi Lovato ft Cher Lloyd

I can’t believe I ever stayed up writing songs about you
You don’t deserve to know the way I used to think about you
Oh no not anymore, oh no not anymore

Explain this.

Now if we meet out on the street I won’t be running scared
I’ll walk right up to you and put one finger in the air
And make you understand, and make you understand

You’re kinda sending out mixed messages with this song, Demi. You say your ex doesn’t deserve to know how you feel about him, and yet in the next couple of lines, you flip him off in public. This makes you look… bipolar. Either that or you’re PMSing.

Demi: He doesn’t deserve to know my feelings about him. I’m so over him.

Ex-boyfriend: Hey, Demi.

Demi: *flips him off* Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou. EAT SHIT AND DIE!!

I guess this is what happens when you hang around Cher Lloyd. Her bitchiness is really infectious.

Fancy-Iggy Azalea ft Charli XCX

I’m in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo

Whoever wrote this line probably doesn’t know that much about geography because there is no road that links Los Angeles to Tokyo. Hell, there’s no ladmass that connects North America to Asia. The only way you can drive from L.A. to Tokyo is if Alaska and Russia collided with each other and a road was built to connect the two cities. Just look at a map of the world. Even if this is supposed to be a dumb party song, at least fact check before you start writing any lyrics.

Don’t Trust Me-3OH!3

Shush girl, shut your lips,
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.

So you’re telling this chick to shut up, act blind and deaf, and then dance with her hips swaying? Wow. That doesn’t sound abusive. One can only imagine why feminists are pissed at this song. The world may never know.

I Really Like You-Carly Rae Jepsen

Did you know Carly Rae Jepsen has a new single out? Did you care? If you answered “no” to both questions, welcome to the club. On a serious note, I thought we as a society have decided to leave this chick and that awful Call Me Maybe song behind in the pits of 2012 one-hit wonderland.

I really really really really really really like you
And I want you. Do you want me? Do you want me too?
I really really really really really really like you
And I want you. Do you want me? Do you want me too? 

Yeah, that doesn’t sound redundant at all. Now let me tell you why I don’t like Call Me Maybe. Outside of the underwritten lyrics, unimpressive production, and overall sugarcoated cheesiness that would kill any diabetic listening to it, it’s just about love at first sight and it’s just childish. It’s like the worst written Taylor Swift song ever made. I Really Like You is basically a clone of that particular song and that is pathetic. I mean, I know making a follow-up to a big hit single is difficult and you need one to make up for the dismal sales of your debut album. But rehasing the same song? Talk about lazy. On another note, I’m pretty sure this guy isn’t gonna want you if you’re being overly-attached like you are right now. This is a 30 year old woman who acts more like a 13 year old girl. Can you imagine how annoying this would get? Plus, repeating the word really 12 times in the hook. Really? There can’t be a worse case of needless repetition in a song, is there?

Pound Cake-Drake ft Jay Z

Cake, cake cake cake cake cake
500 million, I got a pound cake
Niggas is frontin’, that’s upside-down cake
Get ’em a red nose, they clown cakes

………………………..

They shoulda never let you ’round cake
Look at my neck, I got a carrot cake
Now here’s the icing on the cake
Cake, cake cake cake cake

………. Jay Z? Are you okay? It looks like you’re starting to run out of things to say after more than 20 years of rapping. Maybe you should take a break. I know you’re busy and all with all of your business ventures, but it’s starting to affect your skills as a rapper. Jeez. This is starting to remind me of that one Rihanna song. Oh, God. No. No. No, no, no. DON’T PLAY THAT SONG!!

Birthday Cake cover
OH, GOD, IT BURNS!! AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

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So that was Random WTF Lyrics. No bad lyrics are safe.

Peace!!

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