Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #6


Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I select five random bad lyrics from five random songs.┬áMy week-long break from posting is now over and it’s time to get back to business. So let’s get started.

Hard To Say I’m Sorry-Chicago

The story of Chicago is a very tragic one. In the 70s, they were this prog-rock/jazz rock band that made some decent songs. Then the 80s happened and they became this shitty adult contemporary/soft rock group making schmaltzy ballad after schmaltzy ballad. This is one of those ballads.

Hold me now. It’s hard for me to say I’m sorry

Huh? It’s hard for you to say you’re sorry? You basically don’t want to admit to your woman that you made a mistake and yet you want her sympathy? Too fucking late, buddy. All you are doing is making yourself look like an asshole.

boyfriend: Look, I know you caught me cheating, but it’s not my fault. She came onto me and as a guy, how could I resist the temptation of sex with a beautiful woman? Why should I apologize for…

*girlfriend leaves the house and gets into her car*

boyfriend: Honey, where are you going? Honey?

*girlfriend starts car and drives off*

boyfriend: I STILL LOVE YOU!!

Pretty Girl Shake It-The Ranger$ ft Fatman Scoop

Pretty girl shake it
Pretty girl shake it
Pretty girl shake it
I like it like that
Pretty girl shake it
Pretty girl shake it
Pretty girl shake it
I like it like that

Did you know that this part of the song was performed by a little kid? This is really uncomfortable. I do not want to hear these type of lyrics from someone who hasn’t even hit puberty. What the hell is wrong with these people? *shudders* I need a shower. What’s next, two little girls covering a Nicki Minaj song?


Moving on.


This is a song from Future called Shit. I don’t think I need to say anything else about that, the title is pretty self-explanatory.

Bought the ho a hunned pair of red bottoms
Thats a quarter milly on a hand job nigga

What pathetic excuse of a human being brags about spending $250,000 on letting a prostitute jerk them off? Better question, why are these rappers bragging about banging prostitutes when there are groupies who will throw themselves at them for free? I just find it funny that these dudes always talk about pulling any woman they want (including those with boyfriends), yet they still have to pay for sex. Clearly, they’re compensating for something.

Fine China-Chris Brown

It’s alright,
I’m not dangerous
When you’re mine,
I’ll be generous

Bullshit, Chris. You did THIS to Rihanna’s face.

You ARE dangerous since no woman feels safe around you. You’re as generous as a bull in a china shop.

PYD-Justin Bieber ft R. Kelly

Justin Bieber and R. Kelly did a song together. This actually happened, people.

I’m a put you down
Down (PYD, PYD, PYD)
I’m a put you down (PYD, PYD, PYD)
All the way down (whoa)

Once again, Bieber fails at another attempt at maturity. I get what he was trying to do here, making a sultry, sexy song, but aside from not having the presence or charisma to pull this type of song off in the way that Usher, Ne-Yo, or Justin Timberlake would, the title is just all wrong. Put you down? Do you even know what that means? When I (and hopefully everyone) think of putting someone down, what comes to mind instantly is a dog getting euthanized. What Bieber is basically saying is that he’ll kill this chick he’s talking to… or rape her. The vibe this song is setting is a VERY disturbing one, one that feels similar to Animals by Maroon 5. For somebody with a huge female fanbase, Bieber doesn’t know how to pull off sexy.

So that was Random WTF Lyrics. No bad lyrics are safe.