Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #8

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Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I select five random bad lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.

Rollin’ (Air Raid Vehicle)-Limp Bizkit

So every once in a while, I would go back and listen to some of the music I used to listen to when I was in middle school/high school. I noticed that I used to listen to a lot of rap rock. You know, Run-DMC and Areosmith, Public Enemy and Anthrax, Body Count, Rage Against The Machine, etc. I suddenly came across this song, Rollin by Limp Bizkit and I remembered I used to listen to a lot of their music. I am glad that has changed.

you wanna mess with limp bizkit (yeah)
you can’t mess with limp bizkit (why)
because we get it on every day, and every night (oh)

Wait. So you guys get it on every day and every night? Huh. Maybe I’m reading too much into this, but that sounds like Limp Bizkit are doing this with each other.

Lips Are Movin’-Meghan Trainor

Boy, look at me in my face
Tell me that you’re not just about this bass

“HEY!! DID YOU KNOW I DID A SONG CALLED ALL ABOUT THAT BASS?! DID YA?! DID YA?! IT WAS A NUMBER ONE HIT AND IT MADE ME FAMOUS!! JUST LETTING YOU KNOW!!”

Whoa-Black Rob

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the few rap songs that rhymes a word with itself THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE RUN.

Hundred miles an hour, switchin’ lanes like whoa!
Plus I’m gettin’ brain from this chick like whoa!
Finger near a nigga asshole like whoa!

Huh. Nothing special here that I haven’t heard in any other-wait, WHAT?! Look at that last line.

Finger near a nigga asshole like whoa!

“Whoa” is the most appropriate reaction to this. So you’re speeding through the road (breaking Lord knows how many traffic laws) while you’re receiving a BJ from a woman. How did you get to “finger in your butthole?” Maybe he’s into that kind of thing.

Black Rob: Aww, yeah, baby. Suck it. Suck that dick. Now stick your finger in my ass.

*woman stops giving blowjob and stares at Black Rob confused*

Black Rob: What?

Add that to the Unintentionally Gay Rap Moments portfolio.

Sexy Bitch-David Guetta ft Akon

I’m tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful

“Hey, girl. You truly are beautiful. What do you say we exchange phone numbers so we can see each other more often?”

Damn girl
Damn you’se a sexy bitch
A sexy bitch
Damn you’se a sexy bitch
Damn girl

Uhh, no. You are not getting away with that. I don’t care how rich or famous you are. Try this in real life and see what happens.

*guy walks up to woman at bar*

guy: Damn, girl. I’ve been tryin to find the words to describe you without being disrespectful.

woman: And what’s that?

guy: …………….. Damn, you’se a sexy bitch. How about we go back to my place and have-

*woman slaps guy and walks off*

guy: Call me? She digs me.

Love The Way You Lie-Eminem ft Rihanna

Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that’s why they call it window pane

GET IT?! WINDOW PANE?! WINDOW PAIN?! BOTH PANE AND PAIN ARE ANTONYMS, MEANING THEY SOUND THE SAME WHEN PRONOUNCED!! GET IT?!

*crowd booing*
*crowd booing*
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“Wow, nigga. That punchline was fucking lame.”

So that was Random WTF Lyrics. No bad lyrics are safe.

Peace!!

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