Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #10

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Welcome to the tenth addition of Random WTF Lyrics, where I pick out ten random bad lyrics from ten random songs. *cue fanfare* Doesn’t seem like much, but I really appreciate the feedback these posts get and I appreciate the people who give me recommendations for new lyrics to pick on. This series wouldn’t have gotten this far without all of you, so from the bottom of my heart, thanks. Now to our regular programming.

Peacock-Katy Perry

I wanna see your peacock, -cock, -cock,
Your peacock, -cock
Your peacock, -cock, -cock,
Your peacock
I wanna see your peacock, -cock, -cock,
Your peacock, -cock
Your peacock, -cock, -cock,
Your peacock

You know. Because subtlety is overrated. Jesus Christ, this double entendre already fails because she’s literally saying what the innuendo means. You don’t do that. Katy Perry is basically saying she wants penis. I don’t like to slut-shame anyone, but lines like this are not making it easy.

Party Rock Anthem-LMFAO

Yo!
I’m running through these hoes like Drano

Oh, my God. Drano? Wouldn’t that kill them? Jeez.

Bring It All To Me-Blaque ft NSYNC

This song has been on my mind for a while. It’s one of those forgotten nostalgic gems from 2000. There was one part of the song that I thought was laughable and it comes from J.C. Chasez.

Are you feeling my Timb’s, my baggy jeans
My thug appeal

*uncontrollable laughter*
*uncontrollable laughter*

Please. You’re part of a boy band. You have NO thug appeal. Have a thousand seats, sir. Speaking of NSYNC…

Pop-NSYNC

What’s the deal with this pop life?
And when is gonna fade out?

Well, considering that you guys broke up a year after this song’s release, the pop life faded out pretty quickly. This is why the Backstreet Boys are the more superior boy band.

Pink Cookies In A Plastic Bag Getting Crushed By Buildings-LL Cool J

pink cookies in a plastic bag, gettin crushed by buildings
pink cookies in a plastic bag, gettin crushed by buildings

Easily the most confusing song title ever in rap. How do you come up with something like that? This is something conjured up by a stoner. Maybe LL took too many hits of the blunt while making this.

LL Cool J: Yo, man. You gotta… you gotta hear this song I just made up. You wanna hear the… the title?

Producer: What’s the name of the song?

LL Cool J: Okay. Here it is. *giggles* Pink cookies… in a plastic bag… getting crushed by buildings.

Producer: … That doesn’t make any sense.

LL Cool J: No, no. You see? It’s pink cookies… in a plastic bag… getting crushed by buildings.

Producer: … I still don’t get it. What’s this song supposed to be about?

LL Cool J: It’s about… pink cookies in a plastic bag… getting crushed by buildings.

Producer: You’re high right now, are you?

LL Cool J: No. *laughs*

No Lie-2 Chainz ft Drake

2Pac without a nose ring

NO!! NO!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!! You don’t get the right to compare yourself to Tupac, you talentless hack!!

Back To The Hotel-N2Deep

This might sound a bit immature for me, but anytime I see the name of this group, I can’t help but laugh. N2Deep? How could this NOT be misinterpreted? Maybe I’m reading too deep into this (no pun intended).

Back to the tele, I gotta get some new cock

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Whoa there. That’s another Unintentionally Gay Rap Moment for you. Let’s move on.

B.L.A.B.-Ace Hood

You pillow talking with these hoes youse a homo

So according to Ace Hood, any guy who talks to a woman in bed is considered a homosexual. Mind you that if a guy is in bed with a woman and is talking to her, there’s a big chance that they had sex. Mr. Spock?

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“Illogical.”

Beat It-Sean Kingston ft Chris Brown & Wiz Khalifa

Can you figure out what’s wrong with this song?

Beat, beat, beat it, beat, beat, beat it
You wantin’ me to beat, beat, beat it
Beat, beat, beat it, beat, beat, beat it
Not a problem, baby
Beat, beat, beat it, beat, beat, beat it
You wantin’ me to beat, beat, beat
Beat, beat, beat it, beat, beat, beat it
Beat beat

If you said, “it’s called Beat It and it features Chris Brown,” then you’re correct. Nobody wants to see Chris Brown on a song named after physical violence. At all. It does nothing but remind us of that particular incident with Rihanna.

Wet The Bed-Chris Brown ft Ludacris

I’m gonna make you wet the bed
Bed, bed
Girl I’m gonna make you wet the bed
Bed, bed
I’m gonna make you wet the bed
Bed, bed
I’m a put your legs behind your head
When I make you wet the bed

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Eww. I feel uncomfortable listening to this song. Chris, why are you making me picture some woman peeing on the bed? Or maybe he talking about… vaginal fluids? OH, MY GOD, THAT’S EVEN WORSE!! THE IMAGERY IS TATTOOED INTO MY BRAIN!! AAAAAAAAHHH!!

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*drinks cup of water* Seriously, Chris Brown. Why? Why do you do this to us? I know you’re tired of the hate thrown at you every second, but no one deserves this.

So that was Random WTF Lyrics. No bad lyrics are safe.

Peace!!

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One thought on “Random WTF Lyrics #10

  1. Chris Brown has to be trolling. How else can someone approve lyrics like that?
    That Katy Perry song sounds like a South Park parody of her songs.
    Those Nsync songs…I’m a girl. I’m biologically obligated to think boy bands are awesome.

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