Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #12

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Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I pick five random bad lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.

Blurred Lines-Robin Thicke ft T.I. & Pharrell

I feel so lucky,
Hey, hey, hey
You wanna hug me
Hey, hey, hey
What rhymes with hug me?
Hey, hey, hey

OHHH! Did you see that? Robin Thicke thinks he’s clever. It’s like he’s saying “fuck me,” but he didn’t. Hahahaha. He’s so family-friendly.

Ghoulish-Lil Wayne

So a couple years back, Pusha T and Lil Wayne had beef. It all started when Pusha T released Exodus 23:1. People wondered if the song was dissing Drake and Lil Wayne. The latter felt offended by the song and tweeted “Fuk pusha t and anybody that love em,” which he worked into a diss track called Ghoulish, one of the worst diss tracks I have ever heard.

Fuck Pusha T and anybody that love ‘em
His head up his ass, I’ma have to headbutt him

This line doesn’t make sense. One, I’m pretty sure there’s an Unintentionally Gay Rap Moment hidden under here. Two, what is Wayne implying here? He said that Pusha T’s head is up his own ass, so he has to headbutt him, which means Wayne is gonna stick his head up his ass, which… I don’t think anyone wants to do that, unless that’s like some weird fetish that I haven’t hear of. I’m gonna stop right now and move on because this went left-field quick.

Don’t Like Remix-Chief Keef ft Kanye West, Pusha T,Big Sean, & Jadakiss

I was in too deep like Mekhi Phifer

Mekhi Phifer wasn’t in In Too Deep. That was Omar Epps. Dude, I haven’t seen In Too Deep in a long time and even I know that. First, “I keep it 300 like the Romans,” now this? Kanye, what is it with you getting your movie references wrong? What’s next? “I terminate like Stallone?”

Practice-Drake

Drake turned Back That Azz Up into a slow ballad. I repeat. This dude took a loud, raunchy club song and turned into a boring, slow ass ballad.

Girl you look good won’t you back that ass up
You a fine motherfucker won’t you back that ass up
Call me Big Daddy won’t you back that ass up
Girl who is you playing with, back that ass up
You working with some ass yeah, you bad yeah(uh, uh, uh)
Girl you working with some ass yeah, you bad yeah(uh, uh, uh)

I… what can I say about this? This sounds like an SNL skit on record. There was no way anyone recorded this with a serious face. Imagine if someone made a slow ballad out of Lil Jon’s Get Low or Nelly’s Hot In Herre. Maybe I should shut up because I’m just giving Aubrey song ideas.

Every Girl-Young Money

I wish I could fuck every girl in the world
I wish I could fuck every girl in the world
I wish I could fuck every girl in the world

You heard that right. Young Money wants to have sex with EVERY female in the world. Every. Single. One. They don’t care if you’re Michelle Obama or LaShaniqua from the block. They don’t care if you look like a music video model or a shaved gorilla. They don’t care if you’re of legal age or not. They don’t care if you’re related to them or not. They don’t even care if you’re human or not. They will commit incest, statutory rape, and even bestiality to accomplish their quest.

Are any y’all into girls like I am let’s be honest

OWW!! OWW!! That play-on words was so awful that it actually caused physical pain on me. Let’s be honest? Lesbi-honest? That was so corny, you should slap yourself twice for that. Then again, this is coming from Drake, so I expected him to be corny.

So that was Random WTF Lyrics. No bad lyrics are safe.

Peace!!

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