Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #15


Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I pick five random bad lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.

Your Body-Pretty Ricky

Ah, yes. Another nostalgic gem from when I was younger. This song was released in 2005, the start of what I like to call one of the dark ages of pop music that went on from 2005 to 2010. Sure, a bunch of gems shined through, but we mostly dealt with darkness in terms of the bad stuff. Maybe Pretty Ricky aren’t so bad in retrospect.

I don’t know why, but the ladies call ol’ baby blue the sticker
They take me and rape me and make me they victim


What the fuck? Why are you bragging about being raped? That is not something you should be proud of. If you’re a victim, then you should be traumatized. You know something funny? Considering the PC world we live in, if the gender roles were reversed here and it was a chick who was bragging about being raped, the whole world would’ve had a heart attack in outrage.


C’est La Vie-B*Witched

Do you play with the girls, play with the boys?
Do you ever get lonely playing with your toys?

Yeah, this song is about what you think it’s about. In spite of its innocent, sugarcoated tone, this is a song about sex. When B*Witched finally admitted to the song’s content, no one was surprised. But wait. Playing with his toys? What does that mean… nope. You know what? Never mind. Don’t answer that.

I Hit It First-Ray J ft Bobby Brackins

She might move on to rappers and ballplayers
But we all know I hit it first
I hop in the club and boppers show love, and I don’t even put in work
I hit it, I hit it, I hit it, I hit it, I hit it, I hit it first
I hit it, I hit it, I hit it, I hit it, I hit it, I hit it first

Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody gives a fuck. Banging Kim Kardashian is not an achievement to be proud of.

The Jump Off-Lil Kim

Don’t he know Queen Bee got the ill deep throat?
Uh! Let me show you what I’m all about
How I make a Sprite can disappear in my mouth….HO!!!!

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Jesus Christ. A Sprite can? Thanks for that… vivid imagery, Lil Kim. It’ll be stuck in my head for days. Ladies, don’t try this at home.

boyfriend: Doc. Please tell me some good news. What happened?

doctor: Well, we discovered a can of Sprite stuck in the middle of your girlfriend’s esophagus.

boyrfriend: A Sprite can? How?

doctor: We don’t know, but we had to remove it surgically. She’s currently resting right now. Sir?

boyfriend: Yeah?

doctor: A little relationship advice: keep this between the two of you. You don’t want any other man finding out what your girlfriend did.

boyfriend: ???

N.W.A.. Niggaz With Attitude. The world’s most dangerous group… maybe weren’t as great as their legacy builds them up to be. Before you pick up those pitchforks and torches, let me clarify. Yes, N.W.A. has classics like Straight Outta Compton (the song), Fuck The Police, Express Yourself, Dopeman, Gangsta Gangsta, etc., but through their two studio albums and an EP (plus, N.W.A. & The Posse, which was released first), a lot of their music has not held up well through the years. About half of Straight Outta Compton (the album) is pretty much a product of the 80s and has aged badly. For example:

And then there’s Efil4zaggin (or Niggaz 4 Life), which is just bad. It seemed like when Ice Cube left, the group got worse. The violence and misogyny of the songs are either ridiculously cartoon-ish to the point of self-parody or just plain messed-up like…

She Swallowed It-N.W.A.

I could never listen to this entire song without cringing. It’s like listening to a porno that has no visuals, made worse by the constant slurping sounds that goes on through the song’s run time, it’s just not a pleasant listening experience. You have MC Ren rapping in too much details about various sexcapades.

And if you got a gang of niggaz, the bitch would let you rape her
She likes suckin’ on dicks, and lickin’ up nutz
And they even take the broomstick up the butt

Jesus, this is the second song that mentions rape. What is wrong with these people? And as for taking a broomstick up the butt, … ouch. Oh, but it gets better.

Peep over the seat – OH SHIT! it’s the preacher’s daughter!
And she’s only 14 and a ho’
But the bitch sucks dick like a specialized pro
She looked at me, I was surprised
But wasn’t passin’ up the chance of my dick gettin’ baptized
I told the bitch to do it quick :
“You little ho’ hurry up and suck my dick!”

The world’s most dangerous group, ladies and gentlemen. Rapping about police brutality and statutory rape. Now I see how Insane Clown Posse got inspired to rap. No. I take that back. Not even ICP would go this far. This is just horrible. You know? Maybe C. Delores Tucker and all of those people rallying against gangsta rap back in the 90s had a point. No one needs to hear this. At all. Can you imagine what’s going on in Dr Dre’s head when they were recording the album?

“What the fuck am I doing with my life, wasting my good beats on this bullshit? I need to go solo. I’ll go make music even better than what N.W.A. is doing. I’ll probably be more successful than Cube. He went solo and he’s doing a lot better than us. Maybe I can use the music to expand to other business opportunities. Like selling headphones. Yeah.”

So that was Random WTF Lyrics. No bad lyrics are safe.


2 thoughts on “Random WTF Lyrics #15

  1. She swallowed it, the title alond may make one blow chunks. The Ying Yang Twins, Trillville and many more got their ideas from that song. Easily in the top ten worst work if you included all recordings of the 90s.


  2. Did Pretty Ricky brag about rape because the word (and the action) is shocking? I can’t think of another reason for that. That NWA song. I got nothing. Both of these songs are horrible for their implications.

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