Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #17


Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I select five random bad lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.

Hide Away-Daya

Boys seem to like the girls
Who laugh at anything
The ones who get undressed
Before the second date
Girls seem to like the boys
Who don’t appreciate
All the money and the time that it takes
To be fly as a mother
Got my both eyes out for Mr. Right
Guessing I just don’t know where to find ’em
But I hope they all come out tonight

Where do the good boys go to hide away, hide away?
I’m a good, good girl who needs a little company
Looking high and low, someone let me know
Where do the good boys go to hide away, hide away?

“WHY DON’T ALL THE BOYS LIKE ME?! I’M A NICE GIRL UNLIKE THOSE OTHER GIRLS WHO ARE JUST BITCHES!!” This is basically the Nice-Guy Syndrome, but with the gender roles reversed.

Sugar (Gimme Some)-Trick Daddy ft Cee-Lo & Ludacris

She put that sugar on my tongue
Shes gonna
Gimme gimme some
She put it right there on my tongue (Sweet Sweet, Lover Lover)
Right there on my tongue (She turns me on, like no other)

Take Your-David Banner ft Too $hort, Bun B, & Jazze Pha

(I’ll take your bitch)
And you won’t say shit
Cause you a pussy ass nigga, you know
You a pussy ass nigga, you know

You know? I’ve made my disdain for songs about stealing another man’s girlfriend very vocal and this song pretty much made sure that no other song like its ilk will top it. David Banner made music that’s so over-the-top and ridiculous, you actually start wondering if it’s a parody or satire. But this isn’t the bad lyric in question.

You better hide your grandmomma ’cause I’ll fuck her, too

Jesus Christ. You’re gonna have sex with someone’s grandmother? Wow. What’s with these rappers wanting to have sex with elders?

“Got your grandma on my dick.”

You Made Me Believe In Magic-Bay City Rollers

I believed that love has gone
Have no strength to carry on
Thought my world was upside down
Then you walked on into my life
Went to work to set things right
What’s the secret that you, that you used
You made me believe in magic
You know that I can be true to your love
You made me believe in magic
Your love put a magic into my life

Now, I’m filled with a new sense to be
You gave my life harmony
Lovin’ you is all I, all I need
You made me believe in magic
You know that I can be true to your love
You made me believe in magic
Your love put a magic into my life

What kind of watered-down, Disneyfied bullshit is this? So you felt bad because you were lonely and then this woman comes into your life and you’re happy, which is normal, but then you go on talking about believing in magic. There’s being poetic and then there’s this.

man: You know, honey? Since you came into my life, I have never been happier. It’s almost like magic. Are you an actual fairy?

woman: No.

man: Do you have magic powers?

woman: No.

man: Are you a genie who’s here to grant my wishes?

woman: We’re over. *leaves*

man: No, please. DON’T LEAVE ME!!

Get Down-B4-4

Ah, the late 90s and early 2000s. What a great time to be in a boy band. These groups conquered the charts during this time and have made prepubescent girls everywhere wet themselves. B4-4 is a Canadian boy band who never saw any worldwide success, but this song, Get Down, was a huge hit in their homeland. On surface, it seems like another teenybopper love song with production more sugarcoated than powdered doughnuts, but if you dig a little deeper…

If you get down on me, I’ll get down on you.
I will do anything that you want me to.
It’s a game of give and take to make it through.
So if you get down on me, I’ll get down on you tonight.

But now we are so young and free.
But we’re running out of time.
So while we’ve got each other here.
Let’s treat our bodies right.

… you’ll find a lot of sexual innuendo.

Communicate, and I’ll go undercover
Gonna make you come tonight,
Over to my house,

O-ho, you see? It seems like he says he’s gonna make you come tonight. But let him elaborate some more. He says that he’s gonna make you come tonight OVER TO HIS HOUSE. HUH?! HUH?! YOU SEE HOW CLEVER HE WAS?!

No pressure to go all the way.
There are other places we can go.

He wants to do you in the butt. Now this song is harmless overall, but then there’s the music video, which adds VERY disturbing context to the song.

*cringes* That poor little black boy is gonna be traumatized for life after meeting those overgrown, frosted-tipped Oompa Loompas.

So that was Random WTF Lyrics. No bad lyrics are safe.