Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #24

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Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I select five random bad lyrics from five random songs. IT’S MY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY!!

*fanfare music*

22 years. Goddamn, I’m getting old. It seems like time flies by too quickly. Enough about me. Let’s get started.

If I Was You (OMG)-Far East Movement ft Snoop Dogg

Well, here’s an embarrassment from 2010, Far East Movement, an Asian group whose contribution to the world was… club garbage. In their 20 minutes of fame, this collaboration with Snoop Dogg got lost in the mix and it’s not difficult to see why.

I bet you hop under the covers and play with yourself
‘Cause I would, if I was you

Well, that’s a good way to start a conversation, bringing up masturbation. I’m sure this won’t result in this chick throwing her drink at your face or anything.

No More (Baby I’ma Do Right)-3LW

How you gonna play when I brought your clothes yo clothes
The one that you be wearin’ when you with yo does yo does

With your does? As in, like, female deer? Unless this guy is a game hunter or he’s one of those people who lives off the wilderness and gets his meat from the animals he kills, why would he have… wait a second. You meant to say HOES, did you? Oh, my God. This isn’t the most cringe-worthy example of self-censorship for the sake of radio play, but this is pretty bad. Did the writers think that someone wouldn’t catch on to this line because that’d be insulting.

Hey Porsche-Nelly

Hey lil’ Porsche, I wanna try ya
Crazy baby girl, there ain’t nothing like you
Hey lil’ Porsche, so right I had to get ya
B-b-back it up, let’s roll, roll, roll, roll

Wow, Nelly. Comparing a woman to a car and wanting to “drive” her. Well, it’s either that or he has a car fetish. On a side note, am I the only one who notices that this sounds like Whistle by Flo Rida? A guitar-driven beat with dupstep bass/drums and lyrics containing sexual innuendo comparing a sex act to an inanimate object. Nelly was so desperate for a hit that he had to rip off Flo Rida of all people.

Coco Jambo-Mr. President

This is one of those songs that, going through the Year End list for 1997, I instantly forgot about and there’s a reason for that. It sounds like an Ace Of Base song and is pretty interchangeable with other Eurodance songs of its time. The only thing that stands out about it is the lyrics.

Put me up, put me down
Put my feet back on the ground
Put me up, take my heart
And make me happy

…………….. Qué?

Put me up, put me down
Put my feet back on the ground
Put me up, take my heart
And make me happy

Put you up, put you down? …….. Lady, are you being body-slammed? Because that’s what I’m getting out of this. Maybe she just likes it rough.

Real Nigga Roll Call-Lil Jon ft Ice Cube

Ah, yes. Real Nigga Roll Call A.K.A. how many times can we say the word nigga in a span of five minutes.

Ya’ll niggas can’t fuck wit my niggas ho!
Ya’ll niggas can’t fuck wit my niggas ho!
Ya’ll niggas can’t fuck wit my niggas ho!
Ya’ll niggas can’t fuck wit my niggas ho!
Mothafuck that nigga!
Mothafuck that bitch!
Mothafuck that nigga!
Mothafuck that bitch!
Mothafuck that nigga!
Mothafuck that bitch!
Mothafuck that nigga!
Mothafuck that bitch!

Seriously, do NOT play a drinking game around this song because you would be dead from alcohol poisoning before you even get halfway through the song.

See I’ma mean nigga

*takes a shot*

Youse afraid nigga

*takes a shot*

Ol’ pretend nigga

*takes a shot*

Smile and grin nigga

*takes a shot*

I hate a false nigga

*takes a shot* I feel… funny.

Diana Ross nigga

*takes a shot* Well… dere goes… my abilite ta drive.

So if ya lost nigga

*takes a shot* ahm sorre liver…

Meet tha boss nigga

*takes a shot, but some of it spills* ohgod i gotit on ma pants. now igotta suk it off, thats not gay right?

He’s a super nigga

*takes a shot* ringaronddarosiessomthensomethen…

Act stupid nigga
I’ll fuckin’ nuke tha nigga
Cuz youse a happy nigga
And ima nappy nigga

*takes a shot* anueiwbfrheshekgbyrgbryheavblaherskerhavbehrkvbhearlgbkvbhfdsulv

Fuckin’ scrappy nigga
Meet ya pappy nigga
Its Ice Cube nigga
And Lil Jon nigga
So if ya drunk nigga
Keep it crunk nigga

*attempts to take a shot, but falls to the floor due to high blood alcohol concentration*

So that was Random WTF Lyrics. No bad lyrics are safe.

Peace!!

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One thought on “Random WTF Lyrics #24

  1. Dat Lil’ Jon song tho… Good thing I discovered the Rap Critic’s Rap Libs version first. Because Heaven knows we need someone to
    CRITICIZE that GARBAGE
    DISRESPECT that CLOWN!
    CRITICIZE that GARBAGE
    DISRESPECT that CLOWN!
    et cetera.

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