Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #27

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Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I select five random bad lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.

Ain’t My Fault-Zara Larsson

No, I can’t be responsible
If I get you in trouble now

Uhh… no. That’s not how it works. If you get someone in trouble, it’s common knowledge that you ARE the one responsible, even if you’re someone’s annoying little brother/sister who does something that gets the older brother/sister in trouble. Take some accountability for your own actions, woman.

guy 1: Hey, man. Can you do me a favor?

guy 2: What?

guy 1: Hold this for me.

*hands guy 2 a bag of weed before running away*

guy 2: Hey, what am I supposed to do with this?

*police sirens*

police officer: HANDS UP IN THE AIR AND DROP THE BAG!!

guy 2: Ah, shit.

Why Can’t This Be Love-Van Halen

Only time will tell
If we stand the test of time

And time’s response? “Nope. You’ll both be dead.”

Remember my Worst of 2004 list when I gave Eamon the top spot for Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back)? You thought that was bad? Someone actually made a response to it…

F.U.R.B. (Fuck You Right Back)-Frankee

Fuck what I did was your fault somehow
Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out
Fuck all the cryin’ it didn’t mean jack
Well guess what yo, fuck you right back

You thought you could really make me moan
I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha)
I had to turn to your friend
Now you want me to come back
You must be smokin’ crack
Im goin’ else where and thats a fact

And it’s just as bad. You know what? I might do a Target Practice on this song sometime next year because there is a lot of shit to dig through. There’s so much bitter mud-slinging in this song, probably as much as Eamon’s song. To summarize things, here’s how it goes:

man: You’re a horrible person!!

woman: No, YOU’RE a horrible person!!

man: Nuh-uh, YOU’RE a horrible person!!

woman: You’re a horrible person!!

man: YOU ARE!!

woman: YOU ARE!!

man: YOU ARE!!

woman: YOU ARE!!

man: YOU ARE!!

woman: YOU ARE!!

You’re BOTH horrible.

Add Me In-Chris Brown

You know what’s fun? MATH PUNS!!

Your body’s an isosceles
And I’m just tryna try angles
Your love is trigonometry
Just tryna solve the whole equation

Substitution, add me in
Multiply my love
Is that too much?
Substitution
What’s the problem, girl?
Add me in

Mmm. You just can just smell the cleverness oozing out of your speakers. These puns clearly add up to cleverness, I hope these puns keep multiplying. I just can’t find an angle where these puns don’t make you want to divide yourself from this world.

I’ll calculate her home invasion
Divide your legs and count to 3 (3, 2, 1, come on)
He’s just not the answer baby
And that’s just my hypothesis

……………… Pardon?

I’ll calculate her home invasion

Home invasion. As in you’re going to break into her house, doing God knows what. Well, that added some disturbing context to this equation. Is there a way to subtract this song from our memories and existence in general?

Troublemaker-Weezer

Marryin’ a beeyotch, havin’ seven keeyods

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I think I’ll let this clip from Billy Madison speak for me.

So that was Random WTF Lyrics. No bad lyrics are safe.

Peace!!

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