Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #28

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Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I select five random bad lyrics from five random songs. After last week, some levity is needed. Let’s get started.

Sex On Fire-Kings Of Leon

You
Your sex is on fire

So this song has been on my mind for a while and I have questions about the phrase “sex on fire.” Are your crotches on fire? Did you catch an STD? Is the sex so intense that you both spontaneously combusted into flames? Are you banging the Human Torch? Ghost Rider? A firebender? I get that it’s a metaphor, but the imagery that this particular phrase brings up are painful ones involving fire.

Give Me That-Webbie ft Bun B

(Oh) Girl give me that
(Oh Oh Oh) Girl give me that
Girl give me that (pussy)
(Oh Oh Oh) Girl give me that
Girl give me that (pussy)
(Oh Oh Oh) Girl give me that there
Girl give me that pussy
(Oh Oh Oh) Girl give me that

After giving that not-so creepy at all phrase, I bet that she gave you one of these instead.

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Turnin’ Me On-Keri Hilson ft Lil Wayne

I go under water and
I hope your pirahna bite

Wayne, why would you want to compare a woman’s vagina to a pirahna? Do you even know the imagery that you’re conjuring up? “I hope your pirahna bite.” What, does her vagina have teeth or something? Now I’m reminded of that one independent horror film that I saw on IFC called Teeth. And I don’t want to remember it. at all.

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Warning to all guys: this film contains scenes of severed penises. Watch at your own risk.

Baby I’m the shit and that’s the only thing you smell around me

I think this speaks for itself. Nice to see that self-deprecating humor will never die.

Black Beatles-The Dummy Crew ft Gucci Mane

The number one song in our country, ladies and gentlemen.

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I got haters when I was broke, I’m rich, I still got haters

You say that like you’re surprised. Like you expect everyone on planet Earth to love you when you become famous, especially when you’re making horseshit music. Get this bullshit outta here.

Broccoli-D.R.A.M. ft Lil Yachty

Hey lil mama would you like to be my sunshine?
Nigga touch my gang we gon turn this shit to Columbine

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So in this upbeat, lighthearted song, THIS is how you start it off? A lame-ass pick-up line followed by threatening to commit mass murder, referencing a horrific school shooting from 17 years where two punk teenagers took the lives of 13 people, injured 24 more, and eventually committed suicide, thus avoiding any chances of them being punished by the law for what they’ve done. Setting aside the contrast between these two lines and how there’s no transition connecting them in some way, this is such a dick move to make. You can’t even compare this to when Eminem made a Columbine reference because in that situation, it was written and delivered in a way where it’s not meant to be taken seriously. Lil Yachty, on the other hand, was more casual about it and it feels a lot like when Rick Ross rapped about date rape in U.O.E.N.O. Not helping is that he delivered this line in such a clumsy fashion that doesn’t even bother to excuse it. No matter how you cut it, it’s still pretty bad.

So that was Random WTF Lyrics. No bad lyrics are safe.

Peace!!

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