Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I shine a light on five random bad lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.

Caroline-Amine

Shut up and shut up and
Let’s get gory, like a Tarantino movie

Gory as in, like, going on a murder spree? Or trying to kill each other and then bang like Brad and Angelina in Mr. & Mrs. Smith? Or are you talking about fucking a chick on her period, which…

Dive-Ed Sheeran

So let me know the truth
Before I dive right into you

Let me know the truth before I dive right into you. This could have some horrific meaning depending on interpretations. Talk to your girl and say this exact line to her and watch as five fingers and a palm meets your face.

Picture To Burn-Taylor Swift

So go and tell your friends that I’m obsessive and crazy
That’s fine!
I’ll tell mine you’re gay

Wow. The homophobia in this line is troublesome. So she’s warning some guy that if he tells his friends about her being obsessive and crazy, she’ll tell her friends that he’s gay. That’s just Mean Girls-level petty.

Area Codes-Ludacris ft Nate Dogg

I bang cock in Bangkok

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Too easy. Next.

Dre Day-Dr. Dre ft Snoop Dogg

And I ain’t even slangin them thangs
I’m hollin’ one-eight-seven with my dick in yo mouth, beeyatch

Now understand this my nigga Dre can’t be touched
Luke’s bendin over, so Luke’s gettin fucked, busta

If it ain’t another ho that I gots ta fuck with
Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick’s gots to fit
With my nuts on ya tonsils

You know what’s funny about these lyrics and the previous one from the Ludacris song? Hip-hop is a male-dominated genre overloaded with hyper-masculinity and gangsta posturing, plus homophobia, and to hear these dudes say something in their lyrics that either sounds or is homoerotic is both jarring and hilarious. I just want someone to interview one of these rappers and ask about the lyrics just to see them dig themselves into a deeper hole.

interviewer: So in your newest single, there are lyrics that eludes to male-on-male fellatio. Care to explain them?

rapper: Well, here’s the thing. People take rap lyrics too seriously. I’m just asserting my dominance over another dude.

interviewer: By making him, in your own words, “suck your dick.” Some people might interpret that as you being gay.

rapper: I’M NOT GAY!! I’m asserting my dominance in the rap game by humiliating him with making him suck a dick.

interviewer: You’re still willingly participating in the act by letting the dude suck your dick.

rapper: NO, NO!! It’s totally not gay at all. It just… I… wha…. it… to… FUCK!!

So that was Random WTF Lyrics. No bad lyrics are safe.

Peace!!