Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I select five random bad lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.
My Girl-Dylan Scott
I love it when she raps to an Eminem song
And which Eminem song would that be? The one where he kills his girlfriend? The one where he mentions raping his own mother? The one where he shoves a gerbil up his ass? The ones where he makes a bunch of pedophilic remarks towards underage celebrities? The one where he mentions the Columbine massacre? The same song where he say he doesn’t care if Jennifer Lopez was his own mother, he’d still fuck her and have a new son and brother at the same time? I’m just saying, Eminem isn’t the best music to play around your girl unless she’s a huge fan.
Jigga My Nigga-Jay Z
I remain the one like 5 divided by 4
A bit off by 0.25, but you were close.
Affirmative Action-Nas ft The Firm
Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three
We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream
Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight
We back to sixteen, now add the other two that ‘Mega bringin through
So let’s see, if we flip this other key
Then that’s more for me, mad coke and mad leak
Plus a five hundred, cut in half is two-fifty
Now triple that times three, we got three quarters of another key
I’m no math wiz, but even I know that’s not how it works. Source Magazine, which was a huge hip-hop magazine at one time, said in their 100th issue that the math doesn’t add up. Rappers: not good at mathematics.
I be going dumb, I be going retard
As an autistic man, allow me to say this in the kindest words possible, 2 Chains:
1 of 1-Tyga
Girl you know I fuck with you
Like summer school and Lunchables
We get it, bruh. You date underage girls. We know that. Stop reminding us. Also, people don’t like taking classes in the summer (I know because I did) and Lunchables are struggle food. Nobody likes those either. So your attempt at complimenting someone has backfired big time. Also, nice One Dance ripoff.
Jerika-Jake Paul & Erika Costell ft Uncle Kade
I feel sick mentioning this douchebag in this blog because that would be expending his 15 minutes of fame. But this one has been bugging me since I first heard it.
If you were a dude I think I’d die
Sweet buttery Odin. You know? The rights of transgender people has been a huge topic in recent times thanks to the current White House administration and a line like this pushing transphobia in 2017 is telling of how much work we have to do.
Quavo, you should take your mask off
Wrong rapper, you douchebag. Future is the guy who made Mask Off while Quavo is the guy from Migos. But hey. I can understand not telling two black guys apart if you’re a racist fuck.
So that was Random WTF Lyrics. No bad lyrics are safe.