Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #36

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Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I select five random bad lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.

Throw That-Slaughterhouse ft Eminem

Anyone remember Slaughterhouse? They were a rap supergroup who are signed to Eminem’s Shady Records label, consisting of Joell Ortiz, Crooked I (who now goes by KXNG Crooked), Royce da 5’9, and everyone’s favorite raging old man yelling at the kids to get off his lawn, Joe Budden. They were pretty dope when it comes to cyphers and freestyles. But when it comes to making records,… yeah, they’re a bit underwhelming. Just look at this song.

She strips, to get tips
Those lips and those childbearing hips
I’ll throw this, I’ll throw this dick on you girl (girl)
I’ll throw this, I’ll throw this dick on you girl (girl)

Gonna make you feel me, gonna shake this building till I make you spill drinks
Girl, this whole building is probably filled with little dingalings
But not me, I- I throw this dick on you girl
I throw this, I throw this dick on you girl

I don’t know about you people, but I just got the mental image of these dudes having detachable penises that they just throw at girls in the club. Imagine if they got them mixed up with other dudes’ dicks.

guy 1: Aye, man. Have you seen my dick?

guy 2: Nah. What it look like?

guy 1: Well, it’s uncircumcised and bends a little to the left.

guy 2: *looks in pants* So that’s why I felt weird. Here’s your dick back, bro.

guy 1: Thanks. Hope you find your dick.

Motorcycle-21 Savage

You know I’m a slut, I’ll fuck your crew

The whole crew? Even the guys?

Don’t Talk To Strangers-Rick Springfield

(Don’t talk to strangers)
Baby, dont’cha talk
(Don’t talk to strangers)
You know he’ll only use you up
(Don’t talk, don’t talk)
Don’t talk
(Don’t talk, don’t talk to him)
Nobody, nobody ever told you

This doesn’t sound like a possessive, abusive partner at all. Yikes. I hope Jesse is treating his girl well.

Take It All Back 2.0-Judah & The Lion

Cause the people they dancing along, they dancing along to the mando’ and some sort of hip-hop beat

Yyyyyyyyeah, this is the farthest thing from a hip-hop beat. Even the most musically ignorant knows what a hip-hop beat sounds like and this ain’t it.

Big Ole Butt-LL Cool J

In this song, LL Cool J finds himself leaving women he’s in a relationship with for women who have, in his words, big ol’ butts.

Tina got a big ole butt, I know I told you I’d be true
But Tina got a big ole butt, so I’m leaving you
Tina got a big ole butt, I know I told you I’d be true
But Tina got a big ole butt, so I’m leaving you

Brenda got a big ole butt, I know I told you I’d be true
But Brenda got a big ole butt, so I’m leaving you
Brenda got a big ole butt, I know I told you I’d be true
But Brenda got a big ole butt, so I’m leaving you

Lisa got a big ole butt, I know I told you I’d be true
But Lisa got a big ole butt, so I’m leaving you – see ya
Lisa got a big ole butt, I know I told you I’d be true
But Lisa got a big ole butt, so I’m leaving you – see ya

Such a nice guy. But what caught my attention the most is the second verse.

I went to the high school about three o’clock
To try to catch a cutie ridin’ my jock
My homeboy’s jeep, the system blastin’
Cold forty dogs, smilin’ and laughin’
Girls all over, the kind I adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
That’s when I seen her
Her name was Brenda
She had the kind of booty that I’d always remember
I said to my man, “Stop the jeep”
She’s only seventeen but, yo, don’t sleep

Let me remind you that LL was 21 when this record was released and he’s seeking out high school girls.

So that was Random WTF Lyrics. No bad lyrics are safe.

Peace!!

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2 thoughts on “Random WTF Lyrics #36

  1. Maybe I could forgive LL Cool J if he were rapping it as a persona song, as in, it’s clearly not really HIM who’s rapping and is a fellow high school student, or, y’know, maybe it’s supposed to be taking place in the past, in his high school days.

    Otherwise… yeah, can we just make a rule about not stating the age of the girls you’re dating in your songs?

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    1. An addendum: This includes stating the age of the girls you’re dating, even if they’re of legal age. Because then when the music artist grows older, they can’t still rap/sing about dating girls of that previous age without being creepy. Like what the Rap Critic said about Another Bad Creation, do you really think they, as adults, are still interested in rapping about hitting on girls in the schoolyard?

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