Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #37

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Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I look at six random bad lyrics from six random songs. Let’s get started.

International Love-Pitbull ft Chris Brown

You put it down like New York City
I never sleep!
Wild like Los Angeles
My fantasy!
Hotter than Miami
I feel the heat!
Oh, girl, it’s international love (international)
Oh, yeah, it’s international love

A song called International Love and the hook mentions three American cities. Way to show off your global tastes, Chris Brown. At least Pitbull mentions cities and countries that aren’t just the US.

Water-Ugly God

There’s an actual rapper named Ugly God. Clearly, this man doesn’t care how others perceive him.

I feel like I’m 21 Savage
I pull up and fuck on your daughter
I drip on your bitch like water

I hope that the guy Ugly God is talking to is really old, like in his 50s or late-40s, and with a fully-grown daughter of age because if not, …

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“Issa no.”

Well, then. Let’s add Ugly God to the Pedo List.

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Your Love-The Outfield

Josie’s on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don’t wanna lose your love tonight

Is this dude cheating on his girlfriend with a cougar while she’s out of town? I see somebody couldn’t keep it in their pants. Imagine he gets caught when the girlfriend comes back because she forgot something.

woman: Okay, honey. I’m leaving now. Bye.

man: Bye, sweetie.

*picks up phone and starts dialing*

man: It’s time.

*an hour later*

woman: I just realized I forgot my phone-OH, MY GOD!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

man: Uhh, this is an old friend. We were… doing pilates.

woman: Pilates naked?

man: It helps release stress.

For many hip-hop heads, Flavor Flav was Public Enemy’s hypeman. For those who grew up in the 2000s, he was the host of a trashy reality TV dating show. Apparently, he was also still making music, which flew right under everyone’s radar, including this.

Never Let You Go-Flavor Flav

Did I ever tell you I would not be your best friend?
Didn’t I tell you that I love you to the end?
Deep in your heart you’ll know I’ll never let you go
Didn’t I tell you true love was hard to find?
Cause what we have is one of a kind
Deep in your heart you’ll know I’ll never let you go

Flavor Flav doing a love song while singing in Auto-Tune. What the hell am I supposed to say about this? If a guy who looks like the fusion of a burnt cockroach and the main villain of the Proud Family Movie says he’ll never let you go, run. Run as far away as you can.

Buzzin’-Mann

When my album drops, sure as hell gon’ sell
Stack cash and laugh like L-O-L

REALLY?! So how did that album perform? What’s that? It never charted on the Billboard 200?

I heard Hopsin released a new song. To be accurate, I heard from people who listened to his new song and talked about it like it was a person who drowns babies for fun. Even though I don’t care much about Hopsin these days, I don’t hate him as much as everyone else. This new song can’t be that bad, can it?

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Happy Ending-Hopsin

Hello, how you doing?
I can give you good massage
I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky
Hello, how you doing?
I can give you good massage
I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks
If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky
If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky

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What in the flying fucking titties did I just listen to? Is this supposed to be a joke? So the dude is at a massage parlor getting a massage and the female masseuse is willing to give him a happy ending.

Oh, and she happens to be Asian, which explains the voice and the broken English. Jesus H. Christ. Cringey sex talk alongside racist stereotypes makes for one of the worst hooks I have ever heard this year.

So that was Random WTF Lyrics. No bad lyrics are safe.

Peace!!

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3 thoughts on “Random WTF Lyrics #37

  1. Guh, what is with rap music and banging underage girls? Pedophilia is a topic that rap needs to stay FAR away from, seriously.

    And wow, did Chris Brown fail at listing other nations. I mean, give Pitbull this, the one thing that does sort of set him apart from other party rappers is that he raps about partying in other countries. Chris couldn’t even do that–on a song with the word “International” in the title, even!

    That last one with Hopsin is just cringeworthy. And I don’t use “cringeworthy” very often, so this is saying something.

    Great list as usual.

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    1. Do you happen to know some of the choices in that pedo roll call chart BHOP made? I identify Herbert The Pervert, R. Kelly, Tyga, Ugly God, Jared from Subway & Roman Polanski but I don’t know the black and white photo guy, the fat guy and the anime man with the pale face.

      As silly as Chris Brown only naming American cities in a song about International Love is, it was his best output from 2012. Your other options from 2012 for Chris Brown output was his horrendous verse on Birthday Cake remix, Turn Up The Mysic and whatever tantrum he threw in 2012.

      Did Hopsin perform the Asian Girl part or got an actual Asian girl for that segment?

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      1. The people on the Pedo List are as ordered from top left to bottom right: Benny Mardones (who made Into The Night), R. Kelly, Hebert, Tyga, Roman Polanski, Jared Fogle, Orochimaru from Naruto, Ugly God, and Lou Pearlman.

        That was Hopsin on the hook of Happy Ending. I don’t think any Asian woman would find themselves doing something like this.

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