Welcome to Target Practice where bad popular songs of the past and present get shot. Kodak Black and XXXTENTACION. I don’t think I have anything else to say about these two. They occupied the Top 2 spots of my Worst of ’17 list for a reason. They’re both awful people with bad music who share similar criminal records, some of them involve doing horrible things to women. You’d think with the rise of the MeToo movement that they would be instantly thrown away. Right now, it feels like they’re becoming irrelevant, but with the help of controversy, they notched one song in the Top 40, which is today’s Target Practice. This is Roll In Peace.
You ain’t the one for me, baby
You ain’t got shit I need, bitch
You want me to take my time with you
Well maybe I’m not your speed bitch
Maybe I’m out your league, bitch
You ain’t even got no cheese, bitch
Maybe I’m just too G for you
Or maybe I’m just too street, bitch
Kodak Black, ladies and gentlemen. A true ladies’ man.
I can’t even roll in peace (why)
Everybody notice me (yeah)
I can’t even go to sleep (why)
I’m rolling on a bean (yeah)
They tried to give me eight
Got on my knees like “Jesus please”
He don’t even believe in Jesus
Why you got a Jesus piece?
If you wanna leave just leave, but you ain’t gotta lie to me
Even the blind can see
That you ain’t gon ride for me
You ain’t even showing me the love you say you got me for me
There ain’t no loyalty, you lied to me
You said that you gon’ ride for me
Sorry. I have a hard time sympathizing with rapists.
Baby, that’s blasphemy, yeah
Baby, you’re bad for me, yeah
Say you gon’ clap for me, yeah
Say you gon’ blast for me, yeah
More like you’re bad for her.
Why you ain’t show me none of the love you say you have for me, yeah
I was goin’ through tragedy
Bitch, I needed you drastically, yeah
Maybe those rape charges have something to do with it.
I’ma just switch my flow up, yeah
Maybe I’m sick, no throw up, yeah
Maybe I’m sick, no check up, yeah
Maybe you’re sick? NAWW!! What made you think of that?
Boy, you need to run your check up, yeah
I’m eatin’ on you niggas, no ketchup, yeah
I’m eatin’ on you niggas, can’t catch up, ayy
I feel like there’s a gay joke in there somewhere.
Hit her face down with her ass up, ayy
Even when I’m fucking, I’m masked up, ayy
On some level, it sounds like he’s talking about fucking with a condom on, but considering Kodak’s rap sheet, these lines have more disturbing implications. Let’s move on to XXX.
I ain’t gon’ do the nigga shit ’cause I’m too good for features, huh
Is that why you’re featured on this song?
I ain’t gon’ fuck the nigga bitch ’cause I know she a eater, ayy
Are you calling someone else’s girlfriend a zombie or fat?
Last time I wifed a bitch she told the world I beat her, huh
Because you did beat her, dumbass.
And when they locked Lil Kodak up, my nigga I couldn’t believe it, huh
A criminal sympathizing with another criminal. Imagine my shock. Both of you deserve to be in a prison cell.
Ayy lil’ shawty, pop my whoadie
Pockets on Pinocchio, poking yuh
I would make a comment about this, but that requires understanding what’s being said.
Hit her from the back, damn that bitch bleeding
Said I knocked her period on
Remember when I had that poker, huh
Instead of looking over my shoulder, huh
Forcing with a nigga, no Yoda, huh
That mean a young nigga got what on me? (ayy)
A bad Star Wars reference, that is. Quit rapping, you should.
This song can roll in peace. It’s another example of these two human-shaped turds displaying their obnoxiously ugly behavior along with a boring beat and some really bad punchlines. It’s trap music at its worst and it’s from two of its worst people. At this point, I don’t want to talk about Kodak Black and XXX anymore on this website because I don’t want to give them any more attention than they deserve. But that might not happen if they chart a new single. Next Target Practice, we take a shot of some Brandy.
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