Welcome back to another Random WTF Lyrics where I comment on five random lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
“Well, isn’t this nice.”
And isn’t it ironic, l don’t you think
Ironic is probably the last word I would use for this kind of situation. And I’d think the guy’s last words wouldn’t be, “well, is this nice,” instead it would be more like, “AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” followed by crashing noises.
Take Me Home Tonight-Eddie Money
Take me home tonight
I don’t want to let you go till you see the light
Till you see the light? Are you trying to convert this girl into whatever religion you’re a part of? Also, let her go, you creep. You’re acting like a baby that won’t let go of their mother’s breast.
X-ScHoolboy Q, 2 Chainz, & Saudi
Somebody’s daughter finna swallow all these children
Just handing out cream pies now, huh?
Hold You Down-DJ Khaled ft Chris Brown, August Alsina, Future, & Jeremih
And I’ll hold you down, (I’mma hold you down)
I’mma hold you down baby
Tip: if Chris Brown says he’ll hold you down, run. Run like hell. Also, this has nothing to do with the song itself, but in the music video, there’s a part where Khaled is talking to a chick, going all “You smart, you loyal” and I can’t help but laugh and cringe at the same time. You’d think he was talking to a little kid or a dog, not a grown ass woman.
Disco Tits-Tove Lo
I… I got nothing. It speaks for itself.
I’m sweatin’ from head to toe
I’m wet through all my clothes
I’m fully charged, nipples are hard
Ready to go
Either it’s really hot or Tove Lo popped a molly and sweating.
Or maybe she’s just a dog in heat. Could be a combination of the three.
And that was Random WTF Lyrics. No lyrics are safe.