Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #46

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Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I look at five random lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.

Man Of The Woods-Justin Timberlake

We do it twice ’cause we know we like it
But then your hands talking, fingers walking, down your legs
Say “Where’s the faucet?”

You know? Of all the things one would say while having sex, “where’s the faucet” would be nowhere on that list. It’s just a random quip that raises questions. What does he mean by faucet? Is he talking about his penis? If you squint, it is possible, but I rarely hear anyone refer to their dick as a faucet, maybe in a song that I don’t remember.

There He Go-Kodak Black

Everybody love me, when they see me they be like, “There he go!”

Doubt it. More like, “throw that rapist in jail.”

But shawty got that head, she got that fire brain

Like this?

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She know I love the head, I love that migraine

Your voice does generate migraines, I’ll give you that.

Gas Pedal-Sage The Gemini ft IamSu

Eugh, I’m in a black bat, lookin’ scary
On my way to the cake, no bake-ery
Oops, bakery, never been no fake in me

Misspelling a word just to force a rhyme only to correct it in the next line. That is a new level of tacky right there.

(I Wanna Take Forever) Tonight-Peter Cetera

I want to take forever tonight
Want to stay in this moment forever
I’m gonna give you all the love that I’ve got
I want to take forever tonight
Fill you up, fill you up with love
When we close the door all I need is in your eyes
I want to take forever tonight

For some reason, all I picture, looking at this chorus, is that Peter Cetera is fucking like an old man who’s struggling to get it up and he’s taking forever to climax all while his girl is reading a book and yawning. And now you have the mental image of Peter Cetera having sex burned into your brain like it was for mine. If I get to suffer, so will you.

IANAHB-Lil Wayne

With the release of Tha Carter V, Lil Wayne is back on the spotlight. I’ll talk about the album next week, but let’s not forget about the numerous wack lines that exists through his career. Take this song for example. Here’s the first line of it.

I’m in the crib butt naked bitch
She said my dick could be the next black president

Still would be a better president than our current one.

Uh, I’m in the ocean getting shark pussy

And thus, Jaws: A XXX Parody was born.

She say “Tunechi you the shit you need your ass wiped”

An obligatory poop line because Lil Wayne is obsessed with poop.

90 billion bitches on my stick like a skewer

I’m pretty sure that’s mathematically impossible.

And I get head while it’s decapitated

Anyone else getting the mental image of Lil Wayne collecting decapitated heads? Is that just me?

I dream to meet a serial killer
That’ll bring me along wit ’em

You know? Most people dream of having lots of money, date a beautiful girl or handsome guy, or even become president. If what you dream of is meeting someone like Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, or John Wayne Gacy, you have some mental issues that needs to be sorted out.

And that was Random WTF Lyrics. No lyrics are safe.

Peace!!

2 thoughts on “Random WTF Lyrics #46

  1. Yeah, if I ever made a worst list for 1995, (I Wanna Take) Forever Tonight would be tied with Michael Bolton’s Can I Touch You… There? for my honorary (or in this case dishonorary) #0 on that list.

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    1. There would be plenty of material between Peter Cetera and Michael Bolton for WTF lyrics and or Target Practice. Then WTF lyrics brought up songs such as Bellamy brothers “Boobs”, “I wanna be your underwear”, and “picking Boogers” that I never knew existed. I am sure there are more songs where those came from.

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