Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #49

Welcome back to Random WTF Lyrics where we look at five random lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.

Brown Sugar-Rolling Stones

So this 1971 single from the Rolling Stones had generated some controversy for its heavy sexual content and also other things.

Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright
Hear him whip the women just around midnight
Drums beating, cold English blood runs hot
Lady of the house wonderin' where it's gonna stop
House boy knows that he's doing alright
You shoulda heard him just around midnight

For those who don’t know, these lines are describing slavery and rape. Yyyyyyyeah, I don’t see a song like this get a pass in today’s culture, especially it coming from a band of British white guys.

Please Excuse My Hands-Plies

Oh, boy.

Please excuse my hands
They just wanna touch
They just wanna feel
They don't mean no harm
Baby just excuse my hands (whoa whoa)
Baby please excuse my hands
I apologize they have a one track mind
To squeeze on your behind
Baby just excuse my hands (whoa whoa)
Please excuse my hands

“Please excuse my hands. They have a mind of their own. I didn’t mean to grab your ass.” This is followed by either a foot to the groin or a slap to the face.

G.D.F.R.-Flo Rida ft Sage The Gemini & Lookas

Your girl just kissed a girl
I do bi chicks
Shake for a shake
I'm throwing these Emirates in the sky

GET IT?! DO BI CHICKS AS IN HAVING SEX WITH BISEXUAL WOMEN AND DO BI SOUNDS LIKE DUBAI AS IN THE CITY?! I’M SO FUCKING CLEVER!! Also, throwing Emirates? Emirates is a Dubai-based airline. I don’t think throwing an airline is possible.

Bad Girlfriend-Anne-Marie

I'm a bad girlfriend, I'm a bad girlfriend
You tell me your birthday, I forgot again
I'm a bad girlfriend, I'm a bad girlfriend
I can see you calling, I'm not answering
I'm laughing but I don't think that you're funny
I'm staying 'cause you give me all your money
I'm a bad girlfriend
I'm a bad girlfriend
Huh, yeah
'Cause I'm one in a million, more like in a billion
I don't think it's cheating if I'm kissing other women
I do some shit you can't forgive
And you better get used to it

Well, it’s nice to know that you’re a piece of shit girlfriend, thus, making sure that you stay single for the rest of your life unless you change your behavior.


So this exists. Unchurch is a country rapper from Tennessee who has a bit of a following and he made this song Bloodshed, which sounds like the ramblings of a right-wing dipshit who doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

I woke up this morning flipped the TV on
And I see a civil war in the country I call home
American flags, confederate flags, and Nazis with swastikas
Hate groups throwing piss 'cause they're mad at a monument
It represents a time when we advanced from mistakes
Now you're making the mistake by taking that out of place
You're stomping and spitting on it like you just whooped someone's ass
You fucking degenerate get your lazy ass off the grass
This ain't a statue of slavery, do you see any slaves?
All I see is some idiots 'cause the social media craze
Whatchya gon' catch me outside? Yeah, well come catch your fate
'Cause I bleed red white and blue, y'all bleeding anger and hate

You do know that slavery was one of the major reasons why the Civil War happened in the first place, right? Mainly that the Confederate South wanted to keep it going. Also, those Confederate statues and monuments were built after the Civil War to intimidate black folks. Even Robert E. Lee, a Confederate general, was against this idea. You’re defending monuments dedicated to an entity that turned against the United States. Tear those wastes of space down. Every single one of them.

Antifa, you little shit stain, no brain, thinking you the man
With a communist flag just waving out your hand
Bitch I'll start a militia when the government crashes
And light a fire up under y'alls anti-American asses
Because y'all think that you'll run this country just smooth as molasses
You got people with signs saying that black lives matter
Yeah, black lives matter, but my life matters as well
Y'all trying to get to the swimming pool but you stuck in the well
And you can shout and can yell but no one's gonna come help
When you out tearing up a city that your city helped build
And how your kids gonna learn from mistakes we made in the past
When you erasing that shit like you want it to relapse

Oh, look. Someone ranting against Antifa. I don’t fully agree with Antifa’s tactics, but their main goal is to combat fascism. Plus, not every member of Antifa is a communist. There’s also anarchists, socialists, even some liberals and progressives. Then again, most people on the right call everyone on the left either socialists or communists interchangeably, no matter who they are. Also, way to work in “All Lives Matter,” which is only said in response to Black Lives Matter and is never practiced by the people who say it. In terms of riots, I’ll let the great Martin Luther King Jr. speak on that.

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