Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #50

Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I look at five random lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.

You Get What You Give-The New Radicals

Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Why do you want to fight random celebrities of the 90s, especially Hanson? Look, I know their early music is bad, but how would you look if you decided to fight a bunch of teenagers? It’d be like somebody wanting to fight Justin Bieber… in 2010.

Da Butt-E.U.

Doin' the butt
Hey pretty, pretty
When you get that notion, put your backfield in motion, hey
Doin' the butt
Hey sexy, sexy
Ain't nothing wrong
If you want to do the butt all night long

Image result for beavis and butthead laughing gif
Butthead: He said “butt.”
Beavis: I heard it too, Butthead.

Life-Des’ree

Oh, I get the shivers 
I don't want to see a ghost, 
It's a sight that I fear most 
I'd rather have a piece of toast 
And watch the evening news

Wait, what does one have to do with the other? Of all of the things you’d rather do than see a ghost, you’d rather eat toast and watch the news? Yeah, I’m sure that ghost feels defeated when you’re just… doing normal things. You could replace the last two lines with any mundane activity and it would have the same effect. Go to sleep, masturbate, shower, replace a tire, etc.

I’m Yours Remix-Jason Mraz ft Lil Wayne

Did you know that this song had a remix with Lil Wayne? This was back when Lil Wayne was pretty much everywhere and did features with anyone.

I must of had the flu, I thought the shit was cool

I mean, you did get sick, so what part of that was cool?

But never knew you would murder me, what did I do

Murder you? Then how are you speaking if you’re dead? If this girl killed you, she was not the one. People really let Wayne get away with saying a lot of shit.

Candy Girl-Shawn Armenta

So this guy audition for the second season of X-Factor USA. He didn’t make the cut, but before he left the stage he took a shot at Demi Lovato, who was one of the judges, accusing her of using Auto-Tune. Kind of a douchey thing to say and also kinda ironic when you consider the original song he performed during his audition.

Bring yourself over here
Let me watch them yummy buns
Walking' left and right you're a bad girl ain't I right
Holding' it down wanna get lost like a game
I'm sitting by the truth
I never met a girl like you
Candy girl
My sweet cotton candy girl
Cotton cotton candy girl
My sweet cotton candy girl
Candy girl my sweet cotton candy girl
Cotton cotton candy girl my sweet cotton candy girl

Hey, everyone? Can we make a vow to NEVER use the phrase “candy girl” EVER again? No one has ever made that phrase look good and in the context of this song, it’s creepy as hell. Also, the song sounds like it was mixed by rabid chimpanzees and this dude’s singing is HORRIBLE. And he had the audacity to go after Demi Lovato for her singing.

And that was Random WTF Lyrics. No lyrics are safe.

Peace!!

One thought on “Random WTF Lyrics #50

  1. You forgot to mention that this is your 50th WTF lyrics post. Anyways those last lyrics of You Get what you give is a stream of consciousness. It is not just Hanson but versus Beck, Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson. And another twist was Courtney Love was on the airplay chart at that time with her band Hole and the song Malibu.

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