Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #60

Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I look at five random lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.

Glory-Jay Z

You're a child of destiny
You're a child of my destiny
You're my child with the child from Destiny's Child

We get it, Jay Z. You’re married to Beyonce. No need to beat it into the ground with any further elaboration.

My Sharona-The Knack

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind

Get it up for the touch of the younger kind. Well, that won’t be interpreted in the wrong way at all. Nope. Not at all. No way the FBI will be keeping their eyes on you thanks to comments like this.

Pregnant Pussy-UGK

Pregnant pussy is the best you can get
Fucking a bitch while her baby sucking dick
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Excuse me?
Pregnant pussy is the best you can get
Fucking a bitch while her baby sucking dick

Sweet mother of Jesus. I feel bad for the baby. Like, it hasn’t even been born yet and it’s already been violated. Also, why would anyone have sex with a pregnant woman? This is one step below “heard you got a baby, you want a new boy in you?”

What’s Next-Warren G ft Mr. Malik

Woo!!
I say whats next, whats next whats N-X-E-T

This dude just misspelled next. How did no one catch this? Did he purposely misspelled the word or did no one listened to this and went, “hey, maybe we should do another take?”

Yikes-Nicki Minaj

All you bitches Rosa Parks, uh-oh, get your ass up, uh

Yeah, we all know why this is here. Honestly, I’m not even outraged at this, I just stopped caring. This is Nicki Minaj invoking the name of a Civil Rights Movement icon for a cheap and poorly-thought-out punchline in an attempt to drum up controversy for clout because Nicki is feeling threatened by the new wave of women in hip-hop who have overshadowed her in recent years while her recent singles have no longevity as they’ve been sinking like a rock on the charts. She has bigger things to worry about like being married to a registered sex offender.

And that was Random WTF Lyrics. No lyrics are safe.

Peace!!

One thought on “Random WTF Lyrics #60

  1. You forgot to mention the lead singer of The Knack was inspired for My Sharona by his infatuation for a 17 year old girl when he was 25 so that lyric is realty.

    Here’s another suggestion for WTF Lyrics, Love You Inside Out by Bee Gees
    “No man on earth can stand between my love and I/And no matter how you hurt me
    I will love you till I die”

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