Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #61

Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I look at six random lyrics from six random songs. Let’s get started.

Bait A Hook-Justin Moore

I heard you had to drive him home after two umbrella drinks
I heard he's got a Prius, 'cause he's into bein' green
My buddies said he saw y'all, eatin' that sushi stuff
Baby that don't sound like you, that don't sound like love,
Sounds like it sucks…
He can't even bait a hook
He can't even skin a buck
He don't know who Jack Daniels is
He ain't ever drove a truck
Knows how to throw out a line,
But not the kind in a field and stream book
No darlin' I ain't even worried, you'll come runnin' back
He can't even bait a hook

Let me sum up this song for you: Justin Moore is petty because his ex-girlfriend is dating a city guy who doesn’t do all the things that country folks do. This dude’s really dissing this other guy for being environmentally conscious and eating sushi.

A Milli-Lil Wayne

I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed

Does Wayne not know that menstrual bleeding is not the same thing as an STD? Gross either way.

Love You Inside Out-Bee Gees

No man on earth can stand between my love and I
And no matter how you hurt me
I will love you till I die

Interesting. So you would still love this woman even if she hurts you. Alright, man. You’ll be held to those words. And notice he didn’t say no woman can stand between them, like the possibility of him cheating isn’t as possible as her cheating.

Numb-Rihanna ft Eminem

I'm the siren that you hear, I'm the butt police
And I'm looking at your rear, rear, rear

I’d like to imagine that after recording lines like this, Eminem looked at the engineer and said, “GET IT? BECAUSE I SAID BUTT POLICE AND “REAR REAR REAR” SOUNDS LIKE POLICE SIRENS.” While the engineer says with a poker face, “Yeah, Em. That was hilarious. Top-notch material right there.” Speaking of immature lines involving rear ends, ….

Getting It In-Jadakiss ft Kanye West

My apologies are you into astrology
Cause, um, im trying to make it to Uranus

Get it? Because Uranus sounds like “your anus” and Kanye’s implying that he wants to do anal sex with this girl. Please laugh.

Pour Some Sugar On Me-Def Leppard

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon, fire me up
Pour your sugar on me
I can't get enough

Look, I like this song as much as the next person, but the lyrics to this song are so fucking stupid. Even lead singer Joe Elliott had no idea what he was singing about. I mean, it’s obviously a sex metaphor, but of what kind? What’s the sugar being poured out? You know what? I don’t wanna know, especially with lines like this.

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet, yeah

Maybe the “sugar” in this situation is a woman’s… vaginal lubrication and I’m gonna stop right there before I continue down this rabbit hole.

And that was Random WTF Lyrics. No lyrics are safe.

Peace!!

2 thoughts on “Random WTF Lyrics #61

  1. The thing about Love You Inside Out is that the song’s breezy feel and The Bee Gees’ singing gives the impression that they do not care at all whether their girl is cheating or not.

    Learning about their songs recently, I’ve realized that The Bee Gees were like Fall Out Boy in how they wrote lyrics that sound cool but make little sense on paper.
    Here are some suggestions for future WTF Lyrics:
    Too Much Heaven by The Bee Gees
    “I can see beyond forever/Everything we are will never die”

    Woman In Love by Barbra Streisand
    “Life is a moment in space/When the dream is gone it’s a lonelier place”

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