Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #63

Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I look at five random lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.

For The Night-Pop Smoke ft Lil Baby & DaBaby

I just go Ray Charles, they can't see me

That reference doesn’t really work that way. If you compare yourself to Ray Charles, the implication would not be that other people can’t see you, but you can’t see other people.

Too Much Heaven-Bee-Gees

Then my life, I can see beyond forever
Everything we are will never die

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off-Joe Nichols

Them pantyhose aint gonna last too long 
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on 
She might come home in a table cloth 
Ya tequila makes her clothes fall off

This is apparently one of the most hated country songs of all time and looking at the lyrics, I can see why. Aside from the obvious sleaze that oozes from its pores, the content revolves around one joke: for some reason, a woman ends up naked every time she drinks tequila. That’s it.

Play That Funky Music-Vanilla Ice

Steppin' so hard like a German Nazi

So is Vanilla Ice saying that he walks like a Nazi? I’m not gonna call him a racist because there’s no evidence to suggest that, but why compare yourself to an evil bigoted group that was responsible for the deaths of millions of Jewish folks? Also, why specify the Nazi to be German? It’s pretty obvious that the Nazis were from Germany. And while we’re on the subject of Vanilla Ice, ….

Ride The Horse-Vanilla Ice ft Cowboy Troy & Forgiato Blow

… apparently, he released a country rap song last year because Lil Nas X and country rap was big that year and this isn’t a shameless wave-hopping cash-in. And it is bad.

Country girls, yeah, gon' do your days (Hey)
Cowboys, yeah, gon' do your days (Hey)
City slicker, yeah, gon' do your days (Hey)
Everybody in the party do your days (Hey)
Put your left foot and pull it out, won't ya (Hey)
Stick your right foot and pull it out, won't ya (Hey)
Ride the horse, ride the horse, ride the horse now (Hey)
Ride the horse, ride the horse, ride the horse now (Hey)
Ride the horse, ride the horse, ride the pony
Saddle up, baby, go wild on this donkey
Sendin' pheromones, my girl horny like a nympho
Cinco de Mayo, 1942 Don Julio

I mean, do I even need to say anything about these lyrics? They speak for themselves. It’s nothing but a cartoon stereotype of country music cliches. Vanilla Ice, maybe it’s best if you sit this out.

And that was Random WTF Lyrics. No lyrics are safe.

Peace!!

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