Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #64

Welcome to Random WTF Lyrics where I look at five random lyrics from five random songs. Let’s get started.

Move Ya Hips-A$AP Ferg ft Nicki Minaj & MadeinTYO

Diamonds all on my gums (Gums, yeah)
Talk all my shit, I got runs (Runs)

You know? At some point, these rappers have to realize that shitting yourself like a baby isn’t as cool as they think it is. If not, I hope they keep doing that so that I can keep laughing at them. And while we’re on the subject of toilet humor, …

It’s Whatever-Smokepurpp & Ronny J

If she bad I might just go pee in there

Imagine you’re having sex with your girl and, all of a sudden, you start urinating in her. You would be one of the freakiest, nastiest people on this planet. I would imagine the girl’s reaction as while she’s enjoying her orgasm and she feels some liquid shooting inside her and not the white type. I bet the conversation afterwards would be awkward as hell.

Figured You Out-Nickelback

I know I already looked at a line from this song in a previous RWTFL, but I just went back to it and I found more gems like this one.

While you passed out on the deck
I love my hands around your neck
While you passed out on the deck
I love my hands around your neck

Hands around your neck, huh? I guess when Chad Kroeger heard, “Choke me harder, Daddy,” he went all in and strangled this woman until she passed out. Just saying, there’s a fine line between being kinky and serving time for involuntary manslaughter. Sweet buttery Jesus, this song is like an onion; every layer you peel off, you find a smellier layer beneath. An apt description for Nickelback in general.

Give Me Everything-Pitbull ft Ne-Yo

Me not working hard?
Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak
Or, better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak

Rhyming Kodak with Kodak.

Slow Clap | Know Your Meme

As much as the street/hustler side gets a lot of attention, hip-hop also has an open nerd/geek side to it as well. This isn’t something limited to one or two subgenres, rappers throughout have expressed their love of comic books, video games, genre films, anime, etc., both on and off record. The Wu-Tang Clan built entire personas off of martial arts movies and comic book characters. There’s a rapper named MF Doom named after the Fantastic Four villain Doctor Doom who always wore a mask. But there is a downside to all of this.

Anime-Soulja Boy

I’ve mentioned before how some rappers have used the aesthetic of anime more as a costume than anything creative. That’s 100x true here with Soulja Boy, who released a song on New Year’s Day 2010 called Anime.

Anime swag, I'm flying like Goku
Anime swag when I pull up in that old school
Anime, drop pants; anime, wrist and chains; anime,
and everything; anime.
Gucci skin; anime, my backpack; anime,
That h-pop with glock cut that's anime,
Everything, everyday, everything; anime
Lookin' at a nigga fleshed up like anime
Lookin' like death note, choppa to your damn throat
Anime drop tops, I'm lookin like Vegeta man
Lookin like Gohan, lookin like Piccolo
Lookin like: anime, I'm lookin like Death Note
Lookin Case Closed, man I'm poppin bottles
Anime drop top, I look like Inuyasha
Yo, back on the track, this the anime master
Hoes on my dick, Cowboy Bebop when I'm blastin
Soulja boy tell'em that my swag everlasting
Pikachu diamonds, anime floskas
Man I'm gettin money and I'm out there ballin
G-5 flight jet, trump shoot like I'm ballin
Marvel vs. Capcom, Soulja vs. the world
Best Rub Temples GIFs | Gfycat

So let me explain why this song doesn’t work at all and my issue with it. You know those spoof movies directed by Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg? You know, Disaster Movie, Meet The Spartans, Epic Movie, shit like that. Anime by Soulja Boy is exactly like that, but in song form. Except there’s no (intentionally funny) jokes to it, it’s just Soulja Boy repeating the word anime a fuck-ton of times and throwing in unrelated anime references and character names along with his usual bragging. It’s cheap, lazy pandering to anime fans that doesn’t even do anything clever or creative with its references, just, “HEY, REMEMBER THIS ANIME?! OR THAT ANIME?!” Plus, random burping because why not show how little effort you put into these songs? This is weeaboo music and even they hate this pile of kuso.

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One thought on “Random WTF Lyrics #64

  1. “Sweet buttery Jesus, this song is like an onion; every layer you peel off, you find a smellier layer beneath. An apt description for Nickelback in general.” – omg I love it hahaha. And that Nickelback lyric is very disturbing…


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