Random WTF Lyrics

Random WTF Lyrics #65

Welcome to the final installment of Random WTF Lyrics where I’ll look at six random lyrics from six random songs. Yep, you read that right. This will be the last time I’ll be doing this. So let’s get started.

Signs-Creed

This is not about sex (SEX)

Bruh, what was that? If I didn’t know any better, I would’ve thought this song was a joke. I would say, “it is a joke since it’s from Creed,” but nah. Too easy.

My President-Jeezy ft Nas

We’re damn near four years divorced from the Obama years and it feels like a lifetime ago. So let’s look at a song from 2008.

My president is black, my Lambo's blue
And I'll be goddamned if my rims ain't too
My momma ain't at home, and daddy's still in jail
Tryna make a plate, anybody seen the scale?
My president is black, my Lambo's blue
And I'll be goddamned if my rims ain't too
My money's light green and my Jordans light grey
And they love to see white, now how much you tryna pay?
Let's go!

This is a song supposedly celebrating Barack Obama being elected president, a prospect that inspires young black kids and shows them that they, too, can become President of the United States. And Jeezy used that moment to talk about the color of his Lamborghini. If you removed all of the Obama references, this is no different from any other rap song about money and women. But that’s not even the worst part of the song. No, that comes from Nas.

She ain't a politician, honey's a pole-itician

……………………….

Frantic-Metallica

My lifestyle determines my death style
My lifestyle determines my death style

So the way you lived your life is exactly how you will die? Is that what you’re saying? Say, for example, you make a living working on cars. By this line’s logic, it’s possible to die in a car accident. Just asking the real questions here.

Funky Man-Dee Dee King

So Dee Dee Ramone, bassist for legendary punk band The Ramones, put out a rap album in 1989 under the name Dee Dee King. Seriously. And it went about as well as you’d expect. For more, check out this review from TheHappySpaceman. So here’s Funky Man.

Well let me tell you about myself
I play the bass in a punk rock band
Been to all the world
Even to Japan
And nothing can surprise me man
I've seen it all
Had a ball
Someone should make a Dee Dee doll
I thank the good man above
That he gave me a sexy blonde to love
Now she wants a Mercedes Benz
??? would make more sense
These are the problems I'm gonna have
Didn't have much of an education
I live every day likes it's my vacation
Got a the dog
I'm the one that sings ya… WARTHOG!
For the last ten years I've been doing the bop
And I'm still not tired
I'm never gonna stop
I like what I'm doing and I'm having fun
Here's some advice for everyone
Try to make the most out of every day
And remember that DRUGS DON'T PAY!
I like rap
And hip hop
I like hardcore
And punk rock
I like hot-dogs, franks and beans
I grew up in Forrest Hills Queens
I like to win
Don't like to fail
I like to get
The bill's in the mail

Oh, but we’re not done with Dee Dee just yet.

Mashed Potato Time-Dee Dee King

In this album, Dee Dee Ramone did a cover to Mashed Potato Time, a song from 1962 by Dee Dee Sharp that sparked a short-lived dance craze. This dude did a cover to a dance song from two decades ago. What’s next, someone doing a cover of the Macarena?

Well, I drive a mercedes
I like to impress the ladies
And knock out the home-boys too
This ain't the twist or the bugaloo
The mashed potato is in the groove
It's gonna make your body move
Make you snap, crackle and pop
I'm the master of hip hop

Sure thing, dude. Whatever you say.

I'm as cool as they come
You other rappers better run
I'm as strong as sly stallone
I take the beat home
I'm the man on top
I can rock and hip-hop
Other rappers gettin' sour
I'm the man of the hour

Ooh, watch out, other rappers. Dee Dee King is coming for ya head. LL Cool J? Eric B. & Rakim? KRS-One? Amateurs compared to the self-proclaimed master of hip-hop himself.

Brooklyn Babe-Dee Dee King

Here's a little serenade
About a Brooklyn Babe
How can I describe tie chick
Let's do some arithmetic
She's a 34-23-34
A killer on the dance floor
Skin tight jeans
And at fourteen
She was seeing a marine
I beg GIF by 𝘼𝙡𝙞彡˚✧They/them彡˚✧15 days
A killer on the dance floor
Skin tight jeans
And at fourteen
She was seeing a marine

Uhhhhhhh……..

And that was Random WTF Lyrics. No lyrics are safe.

Peace!!

One thought on “Random WTF Lyrics #65

  1. Guess someone should say something if this is the series finale of random WTF lyrics. This segment had some great memes. I guess I could do the best of Random WTF lyrics.

    Honorable Mentions

    Bitches – Mitchell Tenpenney
    Jackie Chan – Tiesto (and other featured artists)
    Chun Li – Nicki Minaj
    Frantic – Metallica
    Brown Sugar – The Rolling Stones
    Death of mumble rap – GAWNE
    The Flintstones theme song
    Do Me – Bel Biv Devoe
    Sex on Fire – Kings of Leon
    Party Rock Anthem – LMFAO
    Earth – Little Dicky and a bunch of features (whole Song)
    International Love – Pitbull feat Chris Brown
    BLack Beatles – Rae Srummurd AKA The Dummy Crew
    Me So Horny – 2 Live Crew

    10. Ironic – Alanis Morissette
    Mr play it safe was afraid to fly. He packed his suit case and kissed his friends goodbye. He waited his whole damn life to take that flight. When The Plane crashed down he thought isn’t this nice.

    9. figured You out – Nickelback
    While you’re passed out on the deck
    I love my hands around your neck.
    You’re like my favorite damn disease.

    8. Boobs – Bellamy Brothers (entire song)

    7. Picking Boogers – Biz Markie (Full song)

    6. Love The Way you Lie – Eminem featuring Rihanna
    I guess its why they call it window pain.

    5. I Cry – Flo Rida (Full Song)

    4. Don’t Trust Me – 3OH!3
    Shush girl, shut your lips,
    Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips.

    3. Beat It – Sean Kingston & Chris Brown full song
    (Masturbation overtones anybody)

    2. She Swallowed It – NWA (full Song)

    Drumroll
    And thr most WTF lyric is…..

    1. Crack – 2 Chains
    I be going dumb, I be going retard

    This line is offensive period. It targets anyone with retardation whether it is Autistic or many other people with other disabilities. And this is why 2 Chains could have one of the worst llyrics in music. Congratulations to Crack by 2 Chains for having the best analysis of 65 editions and analysis of hundreds of bad lyrics.

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